There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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