oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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