This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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