We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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