I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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