We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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