Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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