is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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