You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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