Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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