you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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