Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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