Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I did not marry a roomba.
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