In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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