Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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