Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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