you win again, gameday.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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