Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is wine microwaveable?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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