OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
