why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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