just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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