After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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