there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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