I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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