hell yes lets make some ravioli
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
you would pick up someone in the library
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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