He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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