Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
