Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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