And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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