And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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