i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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