areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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