it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize