Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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