You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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