have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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