The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
The feeling are messing with the penis
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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