super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I woke up under a house in Key West
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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