I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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