i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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