one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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