What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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