This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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