I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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