Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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