Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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