How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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