Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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