evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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