K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize