How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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