so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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